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  • Friend: when the enemy goes like this, you do that.
  • Me: ok, what's the fastest way to kill a dragon? Any powerful shouts?
  • Friend: shout at him like, "fuck you, bitch!"
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shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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  • [snape steps up to the mic]
  • snape: YO IM SEVERUS SNAPE IM THE POTIONS MASTER, MY VOICE MAY BE SLOW BUT MY BEATS GO FASTER, IM THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE, BUT A FULL TIME EMPEROR, SO BACK THE FUCK UP 'FORE I CAST SECTUMSEMPRA
  • snape: 'CAUSE ALL YOU ARE IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE, OF AN INSECURE STUDENT THAT I'M GONNA TRAMPLE, WITH A FIFTY PAGE ESSAY ON THE SPELLS YOU'RE GONNA NEED, FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT WAYS TO GET HIGH ON GILLYWEED
  • snape: I'M YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' BOGGART, I'M YOUR WORST FEAR, ALL THE CHILDREN RUN AWAY WHEN OLD SEVERUS IS HERE, I'M NOT THE FATHER OF YOUR KIDS, I'M SO MUCH FUCKING HOTTER, 'CAUSE THE BOY WHO LIVED'S SON IS ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER
  • snape: I'M EVEN MORE RACIST THAN IGGY AZALEA, GOT TO GET TOP MARKS OR ELSE I'M GONNA FAIL YA, I MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH, I'M LIKE A FUCKING BEZOAR, NOW TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR
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myqueentroyler:

when people don’t know who pewdiepie is and you’re just like 

myqueentroyler:

when people don’t know who pewdiepie is and you’re just like 

(via myliphisatypo)

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danksouls2:

happy e3 day who ready to fuck a video game

(via jokerspuppet)

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via jokerspuppet)

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'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

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sherlock-and-neville-on-serenity:

I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.

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cuterthanaguineapig:

I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.

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